when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.
This Ebola outbreak has racked up over 1,600 infections and killed more than 700 people. African people. Two white Americans contracted the disease, and after more than a week of deterioration, a dose of a miracle drug caused improvements within the hour.
This headline from the Onion feels oddly on point now doesn’t it?
You think you know where I’m going with this, but just hold tight.
This is a good post. It’s important for people to remember that there is a long and horrific history of people using citizens of other (primarily, if not exclusively, nonwhite) countries as guinea pigs for untested drugs.
Besides the fact that the logistics involved would have been literally impossible, administering this drug to a large group of people in an uncontrolled setting would have been immensely irresponsible and potentially disastrous.
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

are u saying my nar fanart been reposted from pixiv on tumblr
tfw u go to the pixiv gallery of a user whose nar fanart was on ur dash and its full of gintama
how on earth am i supposed to take the renowned, fearsome copy-ninja seriously if he’s going to say cute shit like this all the time

There’s some ships you ship… that have massive amounts of shippers right along with you. Then there’s the ships… those ships you have that are near and dear to your heart where you’re in a fucking canoe with like… four other people.
