i’m an adult who likes to impersonate vulnerable teenagers for fun in order to make them and their friends look bad. i do this because i am in favor of REAL justice, ie harassing children

Imagine your icon getting really annoyed and shouting at the self service checkouts at the supermarket

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer