today;s 69min
Something I’ve wanted to say but haven’t found a chance: I’m going to suplex your house into the trash so not only will you live in the trash where you belong but your house will be upside down.
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WHAT IS CHRISTIAN CLOWN COLLEGE OMG
cloacacarnage said
It was wild. We learned how to do our makeup then you could take different classes. I learned how to juggle and make balloon animals. Then we went to a nursing home and did stuff for the people there and it all tied back into Jesus somehow. Like God transforms people like I transformed this long ass balloon into kind of a dog. Also the Holy Trinity is a thing, so here’s me juggling three objects. I spent the first half of the week awkwardly flirting with the lifeguard at the camp pool but then she saw me in clown makeup and wouldn’t talk to me anymore. Another girl tried to kiss me towards the end of the week (which would have been my first kiss) but she had her makeup on and I freaked out and ran away. It was a weird time.
VERIFIED FUNDRAISERS:
aforementioned #operationhelporhush: the starter’s twitter, teepsring shop, amazon wishlist, paypal,
and Michael Brown’s Memorial Fund
Feed the Students of Ferguson (source: starter’s twitter St. Louis Foodbank Confirmation)
i have been seeing a lot of different links for different places to donate for bail and legal fees, but i haven’t been able to find anything on whether or not the funds have actually been going towards helping out the people of ferguson so
if you know of any more please add and spread them and if in doubt remember to google first
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?
