
*Jaws music plays in the background*

*JAWS MUSIC INTENSIFIES AND TURNS INTO A HARDCORE METAL BAND OF RAZOR TEETH DEATH MUSIC*
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.


i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.




"All of the sudden I’m feeling this weight again. If I threw it away it might be easier, but somehow I don’t feel like it. It would be too boring to keep walking without them." ~ Gintoki Sakata