ive wanted to draw gintoki as a myrmidon for so long because im beyond help

imagine sakamoto puking on a ship sailing upon the wine-dark sea

would the achilles/patroclus analog in this au be katsura & elizabeth

ive nbever read the iliad and anyway this is fire emblem u nerd

when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired

hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !

anyone else on here have a tumblr btw?

"fuck boys get money" means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money