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carnotaurus-sassytrei:
“ konkeydongcountry:
“ sreido:
“ where was this when I was small enough to fit in it
”
you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it
if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me
”
having worked at toys r...
sreido

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

konkeydongcountry

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

carnotaurus-sassytrei

having worked at toys r us

i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy

the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

bedlamsbard

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

itskouplease

okay, you know that gifset that keeps going around with nicki minaj in lingerie with soft lighting and it has a comment like “i don’t understand why she’s not seen as one of the most beautiful women in the world” and a bunch of reactions like “wow yeah i didn’t realize how beautiful she was” or whatever. that’s always bothered me because nicki’s made it really clear that cotton candy hair and loud makeup is how she wants to be seen. if she wanted to have blonde hair and ethereal lighting on her at all times she would. she just doesn’t care about what you think is the most beautiful way to be.

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