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imagine all the characters in gintama replying to someone tweeting "what is the most dad thing gintoki has ever done?"
  • not understanding how texting works
  • walking/feeding sadaharu even though he swore not to and he’s technically kagura’s
  • cooked food for kagura when she couldnt sleep
  • dadded a random baby he found?
  • pretended to die so he wouldnt have to give kagura any money for new years
  • the ‘happy birthday tsuyu’ pun that i still think is hilarious
  • im not answering this right but im having fun
miraghoulmodus

  • fart jokes
  • playing & being terrible at video games in order to better understand shinpachi
  • utter distress whenever one of his kids expresses any romantic interest
  • the umbrella buying, oh my god
  • in love with the tv weather lady
  • thinks his shitty scooter is cool and probably considers it “basically a motorcycle” the way my dad considers his 2002 honda accord “a sports car” because it has a manual transmission
  • common bond but also dadly rivalry with other dads (otsuu’s dad, umibozu) 
zuragin

incapable of taking selfies:

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earth-dad

i love where this post has gone

frlg

Plz start spreading that it is selective mutism awareness month i have barely seen anything about it and im barely seeing it from anyone who isnt selective mute

werewolfbarmitzvacant:

whole-nother:

If there’s ever been any question about the power of Taylor Swift’s name to move records, this should dispel it. Some sort of glitch in the Canadian version of iTunes Tuesday morning led to the release of what was ostensibly a new track from her album. The record, for now titled only “Track 3,” is nothing more than 8 seconds of static, but that didn’t stop fans from taking it straight to No. 1.

As of this morning the 8 seconds of white noise—which we should have embedded for your pleasure shortly—remains at No. 1, where it sits just ahead, of course, two other songs from Taylor Swift.

this is important. this is the most important thing to happen to pop music in decades.

portmanteaurian

whole-nother

If there’s ever been any question about the power of Taylor Swift’s name to move records, this should dispel it. Some sort of glitch in the Canadian version of iTunes Tuesday morning led to the release of what was ostensibly a new track from her album. The record, for now titled only “Track 3,” is nothing more than 8 seconds of static, but that didn’t stop fans from taking it straight to No. 1.

As of this morning the 8 seconds of white noise—which we should have embedded for your pleasure shortly—remains at No. 1, where it sits just ahead, of course, two other songs from Taylor Swift.

this is important. this is the most important thing to happen to pop music in decades.

greenseer

horses are so fucking scary i cant believe at some point a human looked at a horse and was like im going to sit on that horrifying beast while it goes fast. you fool

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