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someone said that gintoki doesnt make dad jokes but like 90% of his joke arsenal is puns
no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life
お母さんが#電話 をしてる時 ⚠️お母さんが電話してる時は静かに待とうね。〜 サム(´Д` )
When my mother is on the #phone Wait quietly when your mother is on the phone. 〜 サム(´Д` )
Yes. Okay. Ah, please wait for a moment… I’M ON THE PHONE SHUT UP
Ah, yes, excuse me.
today i sprained my foot in the worse way possible. i slipped on a yugioh card in my room (a bunch actually since i was sorting them). this is it. yugioh will be the death of me
update: it turns out i didn’t twist/sprain my foot. we went to the nurses and i had fractured it appparently. duel monsters broke my foot. yugioh broke my foot. yugioh ruined my life (here’s a picture of the cast)
never forget when sai drew the picture of team 7 holding hands on those four doors……god
Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
legends talk about how this one time gin blushed REALLY hard over something silly
(but they just didnt understand at first how much it means to this broken orphan what it means to be in a family hhaha. lays down. weeps)
We call ships ‘she’. We call our war machines ‘women’. We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘ladylike’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to downplay my power.
y’all. men assigning feminine pronouns to literal objects does not mean they respect us and think we are powerful. it means they feel like they own us just like they do a damn boat.
okay so a big ass pesticide company -Syngenta- just peitioned to the U.S. got to let them increase their pesticide limit up another 40,000%, which is basically a death sentence for bees, so please please PLEASE if you can at least donate $1 to help them here?
