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doeeyedpdsmessiah

All I really want from JK Rowling is Hogwarts student handbook. And the professors syllabuses. I wanna know snape’s bathroom break policy, and flitwick’s late work policy, and how many tardies equal an absence, and how many books you can check out from the library at one time, how many credits does a student need in order to graduate.

plutoroyal

OK GUYS THIS IS A FUCKING PSA

if you google search ‘spooky scary skeletons’ do NOT click on this

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its a fucking screamer, ok

at about 10 seconds in it comes up with fucking jeff the killers face and a loud screaming

i can promise its fucking loud

just pls

dont go on it

daftlypunk

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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