since i try to play my inquisitor as being kind of a meathead jock, but since i didnt want to fail the winter ball, i like to imagine that she got some preparatory lessons on orlesian politics :^)
i’m raising awareness for horoscophobia. because there’s people out there that won’t fuck with you because you a libra…or a gemini…or aquarius. like some white girl will be like “oh shit you’re a leo….ew bye” like i’m sorry i was born in august. i’m sorry my parents got horny in december. fuck you becky!!!
men call ships and bombs “she” because they are inanimate objects completely controlled, owned and manipulated by men for their own personal gain, not because they look at powerful things and think of women
my inquisitor: *is an elf*
josie: psst, mistress lavellan
josie: is everyone here treating you okay
josie: should i politically maneuver anyones family into generations of poverty and disgrace for you
Me signing up for an 8am class: this will be so good for me. I can wake up with the sun, fix my sleep schedule, act like someone who gets things done. Me actually having an 8am class: god is dead. Winter is eternal. Love does not exist.

ah ty !! somehow i never learned this in 13+ years of schooling
