TOP PLACES TO FIGHT
1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT
2. UNDER A BRIDGE
3. DOLLAR TREE
4. MOM’S GARAGE
5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH
Naruto fandom get your sharingan. one pice fancom grab your pirate sword. inuyasha fandom get your inuyasha stuff. jojo fanndom start posing. i swas going to finish this text post but i cant im nhonestly just so emotionally drained from typing this im sorry
im sorry
The French Jewish community is the largest in Europe, the third-largest in the world. That so many Jews live in fear is almost unimaginable.
dorian’s book chaining mishaps:
- book wapping varric in the face when turning around too fast
- book wapping himself on the ass
- good excuse to give himself asspats really
- great opportunity to tell (romanced) inquisitor “eyes down there” when inquisitor is trying to have a respectable but boring conversation and being very dull by maintaining polite eye contact
- if ever they go to a qunari household dorian has a built in booster seat
- hitting himself on the sideboob with his sidebook
- one day devises retractable chain for his tomes but they keep snagging on door handles and yanking him back
- losing the keys, asking rogue inquisitor to pick the locks open
- inquisitor’s entire face internally screaming “i can’t believe this”
- [ Deft Hands, Fine Tools needed ]
- switching tomes placement on different limbs for muscle work out (those biceps dont get there by magic u kno)
- also book theft impossible
whenever i listen to fall out boy it doesnt matter if i hear the first 3 seconds or im listening to it for an hour. im always ready to fight. who am i fighting? my arch nemesis? the fictional characters i hate the most? my own ass? i don’t know all i know is that im ready to fight
"He smiled understandingly-much more than understandingly. It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced—or seemed to face—the whole eternal world for an instant, and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor. It understood you just as far as you wanted to be understood, believed in you as you would like to believe in yourself, and assured you that it had precisely the impression of you that, at your best, you hoped to convey.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
I KEEP FORGETTING ur SO TINY
MAYBE YOURE ALL JUST TOO BIG
whatevs…. u luv dragon age….
that doesnt mean it wasnt a mistake
damn it!! tagged by gaaranteed
The Rules-You must fill this out and tag 10 other people
Name: Ling
Nickname: none?? probably??
Gender: a sinking sense of dread
Sexuality: currently in turmoil
Height: 5'2
Timezone: pacific
What is the time and date where you live: 5:22 pm / jan 14 2015
Average hours of sleep: …. like.. 5-7 usually, less on off days (or nights i guess)
OTPs: i cant even remember all of them rn. ginzura
The last thing I googled: something about bows probably
Most used phrase: idk
First word that comes to mind: f fish??
The last thing I said to a family member: "yeah"
How many blankets I sleep under: one?? duvet?? i have no idea what the term is
Favorite beverage: juice
Last movie I saw at a cinema: it was months ago i dont remember lmao
Things I can’t live without: wifi, computer, tablet, food
Something I plan on learning: how to survive within the crushing grip of capitalism
A piece of advice for my followers: dragon age was a mistake (ok REAL ADVICE: take care of yourself!! be selfish!!! be happy!!!)
not tagging ppl but if you want to do this!! do!!!
the signs as disney villains
- Aries: Cruella DeVille
- Taurus: Gaston
- Gemini: Ursula
- Cancer: Hades
- Leo: Maleficent
- Virgo: Hans
- Libra: Jafar
- Scorpio: Captain hook
- Sagittarius: The queen of hearts
- Capricorn: Evil queen (Snow White)
- Aquarius: Scar
- Pisces: Yzma
Aries: Cruella DeVille Taurus: Gaston Gemini: Ursula Cancer: Hades Leo: Maleficent Virgo: Hans Libra: Jafar Scorpio: Captain hook Sagittarius: The queen of hearts Capricorn: Evil queen (Snow White) Aquarius: Scar Pisces: Yzma
