their tongues didn’t battle for dominance. their tongues realized violence was pointless and signed a formal peace treaty instead granting each tongue its own rights and powers. everyone was happy.
left to right (my desk is L shaped)
a space technically reserved for traditional drawing (hence the sketchbook) but has been taken over by junk
the scanner/printer corner or: what kind of food ling is eating at their desk this week
computer/tablet setup
- people: what if these dystopia novels...were real.
- north korea: *exists*
- people: but what if these things happened....to white people
people: what if these dystopia novels...were real. north korea: *exists* people: but what if these things happened....to white people
Yeah, what y’all know about um, getting your kung fu nunchuck panda on in the parking lot of the local food lion? Get it, my man, he out here doing it. Yeah, that’s right. I’m 58, 63 years old, out here on the side of my pickup truck in the food lion, and I’ll whup a fool upside his head. I’m out here practicing, getting ready for Easter Sunday. Jesus gon’ rise up, I’mma whup the devil. Right out here in the parking lot. Pickup truck, radio playing. Sunglasses, ain’t no sun. It’s cloudy, overcast, but I’m out here with my gloves and my nunchucks. One man, one lord, one faith, one baptism, two nunchucks up in the air like Mary Lou Retton, pow! Behind the back. Bust your finger, that hurt, uh huh, yep, yep, shake it off homie, shake it off, shake it off. Yep, tore that finger UP. Yeaaaaaaah buddy, time to call it quits. Look like the devil won this round, folks. Gon’ have to get back in the car, get me a band aid, shake it off, shake it off.
i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….
What about like, muslim vampires who aren’t affected by the cross and can go out in the sun because their hijabs give them protection.
This took longer than it should’ve and I hate it enough to ignore the margins, but. Happy (belated) to Cat. May you continue to exist in DA2 hell while the rest of us get on with, you know, the game that came out a few weeks ago.
understand the way things work.
Dr. King explains a few things that still have great resonance today. Namely, the double standard of white supremacy and the hypocrisy in it’s demand that people of color ”pull themselves up by their bootstraps” while centuries of welfare have buoyed and continue to buoy all segments of white America.
if youre not sure what a character is in a post/drawing you can pretty much always check the op for the original tags/caption (if there is none) instead of guessing like…… just saying
Hey if you see a “cute” or “funny” animal post it’s worth checking out notactuallycute to see if the animal is stressed or in danger before you reblog it. A lot of people misinterpret animal body language and inadvertently encourage animal mistreatment so yea
the tumblr-on-8tracks aesthetic is amazing to me
- thin white models as biblical figures
- having sex with a 1920s gangster as electronica plays in the bg
- weaponized femininity so pushed to the point of parody it’s like the 100 Years War fought with mermaids wearing red lipstick… or something
- water, or, bastille at the beach
- southern gothic aka let’s get bottom of the river stuck in your head
i just really love the DA2 crew cause they’re just a bunch of fuck-ups thrown together who end UP STICKING TOGETHER EVEN WITHOUT A NOBLE CAUSE THEYRE JUST HANGING OUT AND KICKING ASS
